SilverWing
02-15-2012, 11:50 PM
So I’m a little bored. Sick at home and had a dream about me bitching at the secretary for making me wait 2 hours past my appointment to see my doctor and how unorganized they are. Yeah cough syrup does some fucked up shit. So when I woke up I thought it would be kinda fun to post rants about siege games (pugs and publics). So this is my first one. If you enjoyed it, ill make some more. I also hope this will make the forums a little bit more active. I try to be a little funny too, but I fail, but maybe others can join in and do some rants. Also, I’m not going to say names but I think it would be funny if you name some people that do this.
Rant #1: Players who don’t play there position!
Defence, like WTF is wrong with you people. Like god damn!! Captain tells you to defence, why the fuck are half way across the map and not defending the BaseCore or the base? Like common guys it’s not that hard to play Defence. You stand in one area of your base and spam the fuck out of the way you’re facing. Yeah I know you fags on Defence, all you do is make mines and spam that fuck out of Offence. I’m just kidding. Also you got like 10 Super Protectors shooting at the enemy to 10 HP (not hard to pull out the minigun and kill) and showing you where they are. But really Defence stay in the fucken base. No need to go into the enemy base and kill players, you’re just letting the enemy get into the base easier. And you know what I hate most about you fags who play Defence, you always complain about how you leave for one sec and your base gets attacked. No shit dumbass, core full open because Mr. Hero wanted to go the other side and kill people.
Offence, it’s not you against the world… you got teammates… use them (FOR MEATSHIELDS!!! :P).
Captain: Why you guys not attack at the same time? Why not aim to kill a building together, in case of solo killing it? Why do you not communicate with Defence? Why do you not listen to the captain?
Offence: Ahhhhh…I GOT ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder).
Captain: Fuck :@.
COMMUNICATION! LEARN IT! DO IT! Offence you need to work together and talk or type. Information helps a lot. Telling Defence where someone is or tell someone in Offence that they made a certain building that should be taken down, it help a lot. When you’re nuking, nuke with a friend. Upgrade others, don’t keep RU that you’re not going to use. I don’t know if people know this, but it’s not a good idea to make Defence do everything (Repairing Core, making stuff, or repair people) because you’re just letting time that could be spent protecting the base and other crap to waste and this might hurt your team.
So Defence and Offence, FOR THE LOVE GOD OR DEVIL PLAY YOUR FUCKEN POSITION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rant #1: Players who don’t play there position!
Defence, like WTF is wrong with you people. Like god damn!! Captain tells you to defence, why the fuck are half way across the map and not defending the BaseCore or the base? Like common guys it’s not that hard to play Defence. You stand in one area of your base and spam the fuck out of the way you’re facing. Yeah I know you fags on Defence, all you do is make mines and spam that fuck out of Offence. I’m just kidding. Also you got like 10 Super Protectors shooting at the enemy to 10 HP (not hard to pull out the minigun and kill) and showing you where they are. But really Defence stay in the fucken base. No need to go into the enemy base and kill players, you’re just letting the enemy get into the base easier. And you know what I hate most about you fags who play Defence, you always complain about how you leave for one sec and your base gets attacked. No shit dumbass, core full open because Mr. Hero wanted to go the other side and kill people.
Offence, it’s not you against the world… you got teammates… use them (FOR MEATSHIELDS!!! :P).
Captain: Why you guys not attack at the same time? Why not aim to kill a building together, in case of solo killing it? Why do you not communicate with Defence? Why do you not listen to the captain?
Offence: Ahhhhh…I GOT ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder).
Captain: Fuck :@.
COMMUNICATION! LEARN IT! DO IT! Offence you need to work together and talk or type. Information helps a lot. Telling Defence where someone is or tell someone in Offence that they made a certain building that should be taken down, it help a lot. When you’re nuking, nuke with a friend. Upgrade others, don’t keep RU that you’re not going to use. I don’t know if people know this, but it’s not a good idea to make Defence do everything (Repairing Core, making stuff, or repair people) because you’re just letting time that could be spent protecting the base and other crap to waste and this might hurt your team.
So Defence and Offence, FOR THE LOVE GOD OR DEVIL PLAY YOUR FUCKEN POSITION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!