|uK|Melted_Ice
02-22-2012, 06:32 PM
A young man goes
into a pharmacy and says to
the pharmacist,
"Hello, Could you give me
condom? I'm going to my
girlfriend's place
For dinner and I think I
might get lucky!"
The pharmacist gives
him a Condom and as the
young man
is going out; he returns
and says,
"Give me another condom
because my girlfriend's
sister is very Cute
too" . She always crosses
her legs in a provocative
manner when she sees me
and I think I might strike
it lucky there too."
The pharmacist gives
him a second condom and as
the boy is leaving he turns back
and says,
"Go on, give me one more
condom because my
girlfriend's mom is still
pretty cute and when
she sees me she always flirts with me, and since she invited me
for dinner,I
think she is expecting me to
make a move!
During dinner, the young
man is sitting with his
girlfriend on his left,
the sister on his right and
the mum facing him . When
the dad gets there, the boy
lowers his head
and starts praying,
"Dear Lord, bless this
dinner and thank you for all you
give Us."
A minute later the boys
is still praying; "and thank you
Lord for your Kindness. "
Ten minutes go by and the boy
is still
Praying,
keeping his head down.
The others look at each
other surprised and his
girlfriend is even More surprised
than the
others. She gets close to the boy
and says in
his ear, ”I didn't know you
are so religious."
The boy replies, "I didn't know
your DAD was a
PHARMACIST!!!.....
into a pharmacy and says to
the pharmacist,
"Hello, Could you give me
condom? I'm going to my
girlfriend's place
For dinner and I think I
might get lucky!"
The pharmacist gives
him a Condom and as the
young man
is going out; he returns
and says,
"Give me another condom
because my girlfriend's
sister is very Cute
too" . She always crosses
her legs in a provocative
manner when she sees me
and I think I might strike
it lucky there too."
The pharmacist gives
him a second condom and as
the boy is leaving he turns back
and says,
"Go on, give me one more
condom because my
girlfriend's mom is still
pretty cute and when
she sees me she always flirts with me, and since she invited me
for dinner,I
think she is expecting me to
make a move!
During dinner, the young
man is sitting with his
girlfriend on his left,
the sister on his right and
the mum facing him . When
the dad gets there, the boy
lowers his head
and starts praying,
"Dear Lord, bless this
dinner and thank you for all you
give Us."
A minute later the boys
is still praying; "and thank you
Lord for your Kindness. "
Ten minutes go by and the boy
is still
Praying,
keeping his head down.
The others look at each
other surprised and his
girlfriend is even More surprised
than the
others. She gets close to the boy
and says in
his ear, ”I didn't know you
are so religious."
The boy replies, "I didn't know
your DAD was a
PHARMACIST!!!.....