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LordRixuel
04-07-2016, 04:26 PM
A Chinese man rings his boss and says: Me sick I can't come to work.

The Boss says: "when I am sick, I fuck my wife ... try that?"

Two hours later the Chinese man rings back and says: "Me better now you got a nice house!"

Shiro
04-07-2016, 04:42 PM
amateur

|uK|B|aZe//.
04-07-2016, 11:07 PM
Damn beast no find funny

LordRixuel
04-08-2016, 07:21 PM
damn, did i get busted googling the joke? D: lol

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04-09-2016, 06:57 AM
Don't worry. Sometimes a failed fail is funny.... like this one that thinks its a fail when really the person who turned it into a fail is the one to actually fail.

http://www.jokesoftheday.net/jokes-archive/2011/11/15/joke-image-FAIL-Nation-Counting-Lesson-FAIL.jpg

|uK|Nordog
04-09-2016, 11:56 AM
I might not get your picture fluke?
But 2 thumbs, 8 fingers ( not 9 as its typed there ) ? what was the fail? and then what was the fail of fail?

jacob88
04-09-2016, 12:04 PM
I might not get your picture fluke?
But 2 thumbs, 8 fingers ( not 9 as its typed there ) ? what was the fail? and then what was the fail of fail?

It's clear the fail is the typo on the box that says 9 fingers. When we only have 8

|uK|Nordog
04-09-2016, 01:26 PM
yes jay, i realised thats why the fail was on the picture. but fluke said the funny thing was that the guy who wrote fail, failed. that one i couldnt make sens of

jacob88
04-10-2016, 10:17 PM
yes jay, i realised thats why the fail was on the picture. but fluke said the funny thing was that the guy who wrote fail, failed. that one i couldnt make sens of

maybe he is drunk or doesnt know what hes talking about.

sumbich
04-11-2016, 10:03 AM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XypkRQ7a5gs/TN14Oo2ZtSI/AAAAAAAAAA8/uiA3xNKnv_k/s1600/6fingered+man.jpg

soma
04-11-2016, 10:41 AM
two Canadians arriving at the forum at the same time - that's suspicious :D

UNrealshots
04-12-2016, 04:11 AM
http://i.imgur.com/lS3fgea.gif

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04-12-2016, 04:06 PM
maybe he is drunk or doesnt know what hes talking about.

LOL....... The guy who posted this on a random meme site who said "Fail - We have 10 fingers not 9"...therefore making himself a fail showing a fail that just well........failed. :)

PS: I am not allowed to drink any more but I can get high sometimes but not on purpose.