Chuck Norris jokes

[flakcannonknight]

Chuck Norris can become admin on any server by entering any password he wants
Chuck Norris doesn't need nukes to get past defences, he just roundhouse kicks his way through
There are Instagibs behind Chuck's beard!
Chuck Norris cheated in his english test with a calculator
Chuck Norris doesn't need containers to increase the ru, he has freebuild
You guys know about the ufo sightings? it's just Chuck Norris coming back from space

[|uK|Chronox]

The Chuck Norris facts huh ?

Chuck Norris can fly... Without a jetpack..

Chuck Norris doesnt need to the destroy the enemy core, he just removes it.

Chuck Norris can make Blaze say "thanks" and "please".

Chuck Norris can hack the new hardware firewall the server has....

Chuck Norris can ban TIRIRICA permanently....

Chuck Norris knows how Moko looks like....

Hummm adn thats that xD

[|uK|MiniWick]

Chuck Norris can make Blaze say "thanks" and "please".


ROFL

[|uK|Anthrax]

lol chronox hahahaha

[terminator]

Moko can upgrade core to level 6

Moko can remove enemy's fortification

U know how much RU moko earns per seconds when core is upgraded to lev5?
EVERYTHING!

Moko does not get weapons in supplier, supplier get weapons from Moko

Moko can make headshot with biorifle

Moko can kill herself with chainsaw

Moko does not get checked by ACE, ACE gets checked by Moko!

Chuck Norris can make Moko hold her mouth while playing :P

[flakcannonknight]

Chuck Norris doesn't need the supplier for weapons, he has all weapons and unlimited ammo
Chuck Norris can headshot with a impact hammer all the way from his base
Chuck Norris doesn't kick vote, he roundhouse kick votes
Ever tried Chuck Norris's map? everyone keeps on dying but Chuck Norris is the only one who can stay alive
If Chuck Norris was in a Monster hunt map, the map would be endless and it cannot be changed by mapvote he decides when the map ends
The Chuck Norris protector was used once in siege but was removed due to the projectiles were instant kill, when Blaze asked about this glitch Norris replied "Thats no glitch"

[|uK|MiniWick]

Chuck Norris doesn't need the supplier for weapons, he has all weapons and unlimited ammo
Chuck Norris can headshot with a impact hammer all the way from his base
Chuck Norris doesn't kick vote, he roundhouse kick votes
Ever tried Chuck Norris's map? everyone keeps on dying but Chuck Norris is the only one who can stay alive
If Chuck Norris was in a Monster hunt map, the map would be endless and it cannot be changed by mapvote he decides when the map ends
The Chuck Norris protector was used once in siege but was removed due to the projectiles were instant kill, when Blaze asked about this glitch Norris replied "Thats no glitch"

you try to hard man.. FIAL

[<|Pius|>]

Moko can upgrade core to level 6

Moko can remove enemy's fortification

U know how much RU moko earns per seconds when core is upgraded to lev5?
EVERYTHING!

Moko does not get weapons in supplier, supplier get weapons from Moko

Moko can make headshot with biorifle

Moko can kill herself with chainsaw

Moko does not get checked by ACE, ACE gets checked by Moko!

Chuck Norris can make Moko hold her mouth while playing :P

WIN! :D

[|uK|.exe]

Moko does not get weapons in supplier, supplier get weapons from Moko


LOL

HAHAHAHAHAHA :D

[Moko]

ROFL TERMIIIIIII XDDDDDD


Chuck Norris can make Blaze say "thanks" and "please".
Oh LoL!