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    Super Moderator |uK|Melted_Ice's Avatar
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    PHARMACIST!!!.....

    A young man goes
    into a pharmacy and says to
    the pharmacist,
    "Hello, Could you give me
    condom? I'm going to my
    girlfriend's place
    For dinner and I think I
    might get lucky!"
    The pharmacist gives
    him a Condom and as the
    young man
    is going out; he returns
    and says,
    "Give me another condom
    because my girlfriend's
    sister is very Cute
    too" . She always crosses
    her legs in a provocative
    manner when she sees me
    and I think I might strike
    it lucky there too."
    The pharmacist gives
    him a second condom and as
    the boy is leaving he turns back
    and says,
    "Go on, give me one more
    condom because my
    girlfriend's mom is still
    pretty cute and when
    she sees me she always flirts with me, and since she invited me
    for dinner,I
    think she is expecting me to
    make a move!

    During dinner, the young
    man is sitting with his
    girlfriend on his left,
    the sister on his right and
    the mum facing him . When
    the dad gets there, the boy
    lowers his head
    and starts praying,
    "Dear Lord, bless this
    dinner and thank you for all you
    give Us."
    A minute later the boys
    is still praying; "and thank you
    Lord for your Kindness. "
    Ten minutes go by and the boy
    is still
    Praying,
    keeping his head down.
    The others look at each
    other surprised and his
    girlfriend is even More surprised
    than the
    others. She gets close to the boy
    and says in
    his ear, I didn't know you
    are so religious."
    The boy replies, "I didn't know
    your DAD was a
    PHARMACIST!!!.....

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    lmao !XD

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    Am I to understand that the dad was the guy he bought his idiocy off of?
    If not I'm lost.
    I so, he deserves everything he gets, he's a jerk anyway. lol

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    moko he was buying condoms for the dudes wife and 2 daughters

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    Good one...

    You know how to scare a BEE? BOOOBIE......

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    thhahha nice one

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    Jajaajaj Nice

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