The Three Men and Their Wives

[Moko]

I didn't write this joke I have it printed out from Idk when I think some1 sent it to one of my parents idk!! But it's funny so... :x

Three men were sitting around talking about their wives:

The First man married a woman from Baltimore.
He bragged that he had told his wife to do all the dishes and clean the house.
He said that it took her a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

The Second man married a woman from Washington.
He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking!
He told the men that the first day he didn't see any results, but by the next day it was better, and on the third day, his house was cleaned, the dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the table!

The Third man had married an East Shore girl.
He Boasted that he told her the house was to be cleaned, dishes washed, the cooking done and laundry folded. An all of this was her responsibility!
He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day didn't see anything, but the thrid day some of the swelling had gone down so he could see.
A little....

In his left eye.
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Being a daughter of a Ny woman, I find that funny. xD!!


I hope I wasn't the only one that found this funny.



~ God Bless ~


~ Moko

[audiosonic]

Was expecting something from Ice really.

[Moko]

Was expecting something from Ice really.

Sorry to break it to you. D: