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    Super Moderator |uK|Melted_Ice's Avatar
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    Obama FTW

    A Man Goes Into the Hospital for A Vasectomy.

    Before the procedure, a beautiful nurse comes into his room, takes his vitals, then tells him to take off all his clothes. When he is fully undressed, she instructs him to lie down on a table. The man obeys. The nurse then removes all of her clothes, climbs on top, and has her way with him. Upon the completion of the act, the man catches his breath and asks what that was all about.

    The nurse informs the patient that studies have shown that before a vasectomy, if the man has an ejaculation, he will be more relaxed and that the seminal vessels are easier for the surgeon to locate and sever.

    The nurse then wheels the patient to the operating room. While they are going down the hall, the patient sees six men in a room, all of whom are masturbating.

    Curiosity prompts the man to ask, “What are they doing in there?”

    The nurse responds, “They are getting vasectomies too, but you have Blue Cross, and they have Obama Care.”

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    hahaha, I maybe the only person here who actually finds this funny! xD
    political jokes I like! x)


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    First post i read in a looooong time. Glad it was worth it. Ice, Thats a keeper and im fuckin canadian!

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    lol I found it funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by <|Pius|> View Post
    First post i read in a looooong time. Glad it was worth it. Ice, Thats a keeper and im fuckin canadian!
    HOLLY SHIT its pius, I thought your were dead man.:adoration:

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    good 1

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    Nice One!
    I can follow this political humor

    Oh BTW SPAM VICTORY!

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